Some females love strippers more than us men lolol 💰💸💰💸

Yasssss weeerrrrkkkkk

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"better get off Tumblr now"


image"but wait what is that?!"

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…see here’s the thing, I’m not no relationship expert, but I just recommend that you get with your bestie. Because y’all agree on everything. This is the person that when the other girls were tripping you could call her and be like ‘She saying…’, and she could talk to you about whatever. So you guys started with a very honest and open rapport. You never had to hide anything. And you know, at a certain point in my business, I don’t know why anyone lies. You’re making money, you’re doing it, she don’t like it, ‘You don’t like it? Beat it.’ But, I’m going to be honest with you.

-pharrell williams when asked about why he chose to make his best friend his fiance.

amen to that.


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This is literally ALL of black tumblr.

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"Accept what is, let go of what was, have faith in what will be."

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some girls really look like they pussy is just A1. its in they eyes. you can see the souls of niggas that thought they was gone put in work and ended up curled up at the bottom of the bed watching scandal.

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Wearing slim fit pants and forgetting your dick is big enough to where it not only leaves a pretty vivid print but it also leaves a pretty long & thick vivid print. No bueno. I need some sex…and a dick restraint. Lolsz

Oh… My….

Oh my wouldn’t have been a suitable response…just oh…afterwards it’d be rude to talk with your mouthful.

Well then